In honor of the date commemorating the exile and genocide of the Armenian people on April 24th, 1915, an event that has yet to be recognized the world over for what it truly is, I would like to present you with the exuberance that is Armen Ra, one of the most graceful, clever, gentle, glamorous
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So: why no updates in some time? Well, I wouldn’t go any further if you haven’t got a sense of humor. That’s the only disclaimer I feel like doling out. Oh, yeah. If I exist because one or both of you had sex, and that means with each other to be succinct, I know that’s
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I never forget about you, but sometimes I have to deal with my time and ability to delegate how I cope with feeling like an article of It Happened To Me! in that good old 90′s relic, Sassy Magazine. For those of you unaware of the what transpired, it could have been anybody, anywhere. Random
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Hallo, comrades! We gather today to discuss the party-making party. Tomorrow is traditional May Day, or Labour Day, but you might as well begin drinking early. If you read this website regularly, you probably possess a prodigious liver or know a whole lot about AA and NA. That’s cool, I love everybody! Sorry for calling
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My phone got jacked today; for a sensation junkie, this is bad. I’m trying to stay away from all the prostitutes on Santa Monica Blvd. Trying so hard! I don’t know what I want, a medal or a chest to pin it on. So if I’m not texting you back or returning your calls, that’s
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I’ve returned from South By Southwest victorious and somewhat delirious. Hopefully you followed me on Twitter or kept up with the widget on the sidebar to your right. If you did the former, you got to see SXSW through my eyes as it happened through photographs and small bites. If you performed at SXSW, congratulations
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I’ve been out of commission for way too long; not by choice, mind you, but because whenever I think the cold/flu amalgamation I’ve been getting schooled by since the beginning of 2011 has grown tired of me, I get my ass kicked all over again. It’s been lousy as far as morale goes, not to
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Is this thing on? Cool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ESLI SUGICH! (Esli Sugich is an integral part of Ballerina Black. He’s in his mid-early twenties today. We’re having a party for him, maybe you’ll be there!) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARTIE LOVE. (Artie Love has his hand in a million things. He’s a hustler. Much respect.) Happy new year
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It’s the State of the Hallucination Holidaze Edition! I’m writing this whilst most people frolic and cavort around town. It’s the final Saturday-Night-Before Christmas 2010. My Twitter feed is composed of more digital mayhem than usual (with a Scrooge or two on the loose) and I have got to tell you how Christmas goes down
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I’m back. I missed you. That was a weird vacation. I’m writing this from my home, where I am currently being threatened by the sound of escalating water pressure through some very old, very uncooperative pipes. Since I house a lot of electronics and musical instruments, I’m not pleased with what this could portend in
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